你看什么看? What are you looking at?
你上几年级? What grade are you in?
三年级 Third.
在德·阿米西斯学校? At the De Amicis school?
不是德·阿米西斯!是德·阿米西西斯 Not De AmEEcis! It's called De Amicis!
德·阿米西斯就是德·阿米西西斯。 It's really pronounced De AmEEcis.
是德·阿米西斯。 It's De Amicis.
你耳朵上戴的是什么? What's that in your ear?
你闲的慌吗? Ain't you got nothin' better to do?
对不起，没有巧克力的了。 Sorry, there's no chocolate.
那有什么? What is there?
香草、开心果、草莓、咖啡 There's vanilla, pistachio, strawberry, coffee...
薄荷和柠檬。 mint and lemon.
不好意思，能给我来杯卡布奇诺吗? CouId I have a cappuccino, please?
稍等一下吧。 I'm waiting on someone.
我要巧克力的。 I want chocoIate.
好吧，我看看还有没有。 Let's see if there's some left.
日了狗了! Son-of-a-bitch!
快出来! Come out of there!
你也是德·阿米西斯的三年级生? You're a third grader, too?
是的。 Yes.
所以你是我的学生？ So you'll be my student.
我?我谁都不是。 I don't beIong to anybody.
好吧，如果你愿意，我可以当你的老师。 Okay, if you prefer, I'll be your teacher.
哦，新来的。 Oh, the new one.
我看你带了个耳环。 You've also got an earring, I see.
这不是小女生才带的么? But isn't that what girls wear?
那是右边，男生戴在左边。 On the right. Guys wear it on the left.
啊…左边。 Ah... left.
文森奇诺，你为什么不跟我介绍一下科扎诺？ Vincenzino, tell me what it's like in Corzano.
科扎诺?看看你的周围。 Corzano? Just Iook around you.
街道脏兮兮的。 The streets are all busted.
房子被震得破破烂烂。 The houses are smashed from the earthquake.
只有垃圾和吸毒的针头。 All there is is garbage and junkies' needles.
每到星期天，你知道我爸爸说什么吗? Every Sunday, you know what my father says?
“我们到底在这鬼地方干什么? "What the hell are we doing in this shit-hole?
我们去那不勒斯吧。” Let's go to Naples."
所以我们盛装打扮去了那不勒斯。 So we dress up and go to Naples.
当我们回家时，还是科扎诺。 But when we come home, it's still Corzano.
看见那些家伙了吗? See those guys there?
他们都是黑手党。 They're all crooks.
他们觉得科扎诺是他们的。 They think they own Corzano.
我告诉他们… So I tell 'em...
“守住这个小镇和它的垃圾!” 对不? "Keep this town, and its alleys and garbage!" Right?
是的。 Yes.
你知道吗? You know what else?
说到垃圾，每天早上 Talking of garbage, every morning...
我的同学托马西娜在来学校之前会在垃圾里打滚。 my classmate, Tommasina, rolls in garbage before class.
然后她来学校用锡纸感染我们。 Then she comes to school and infects us with wigs.
锡纸吗? Wigs?
是的,锡纸……锡纸! Yeah, wigs... wigs!
哦,虱子! Oh, lice!
夫人？ Excuse me!
夫人，不好意思，那是我的行李箱吗？ My suitcase!
夫人，听着，你搞错了，这真的是... You've made a mistake! That's my suitcase!
斯佩雷利教授! Professor Sperelli!
这是马尔祖洛一家，是我派她们去的。她们在宿舍工作。 I sent her. She works for the rooming house.
把教授的手提箱拿到他的房间去。 Bring the professor's suitcase to his room.
是的，把它拿到楼上去。 Take it upstairs.
这里的景色很美。 The view is spectacuIar.
又好又便宜的房间，不是吗? A nice, inexpensive room, right?
它很漂亮的。 It's beautiful.
您需要什么的话… Anything you need...
尽管跟我提。 just let us know.
看，请稍微调整一下。 Guardi, una piccola modifica per cortesia.
如果你能把桌子移一下 让光从前面照进来么? Could we move the desk to have it face the light?
-切琪娜，过来。 - Cecchina, come here.
我们把桌子挪一下，让光线就像教授说的... Let's move the desk so that it faces the light.
小心，那里。 Careful. There.
靠近墙。 Near the wall.
靠近墙。 One moment. There.
就是这样。 That's it.
我很抱歉，它有点重，但床... I'm sorry. It's a little heavy. This way--
床，他太大了，过不去。 The bed. He's too big to pass through.
我们把床挪一下。 We'll move the bed.
书柜呢? And the bookcase?
床放在这儿，书柜放在那儿。 The bed'll go here, the bookcase there.
但是他会运气不好! But then his feet-- lt's bad Iuck!
脚? My feet?
不是脚，是运气！你会不会有点…… Bad luck! Are you a little...
求你了，我不想让孩子知道。 Please, don't let the girl think that.
我已经离婚很多年了，所以.. I've been divorced for years.
但你是怎么知道的? But how did you know about that?
关于什么? About what?
我老婆跟牙医跑了的事。 My wife running off with the dentist.
哦,天哪! 我不是指你这个事。 Oh, God! I didn't mean about your wife.
你没有吗? You didn't?
我不是那个意思，我是说迷信。 This was for the evil eye, not your wife.
你迷信吗? Are you superstitious?
不，一点也不。 No, not at all.
在那不勒斯，如果你睡觉时脚对着门… In Naples, if you sleep with your feet toward the door...
意思是你要走了 it means you'll Ieave--
脚对门? Feet first.
脚对着门就像睡在棺材里一样。 Like in a coffin.
啊，我明白了，我还不太了解当地的习俗。 I see. I haven't learned all the local customs yet.
米歇尔，你带马苏里拉奶酪了吗? Michele, did you bring the mozzarella?
我听不懂她说什么。 I don't understand what she said.
是埃斯特里娜姑妈。 It's Aunt Esterina. She's in perfect health.
她身体很好，只是有时候有点雾蒙蒙的。 She just gets a littIe foggy sometimes.
迷糊... Foggy...
埃斯特里娜姑妈，他不是米歇尔。 Ah, Aunt Esterina, he's not Michele.
不是米歇尔? What do you mean he's not Michele?
米歇尔，你要给你妻子带什么? Michele, what are you supposed to bring to your wife?
马苏里拉奶酪。 Mozzarella.
好极了!马苏里拉奶酪! Good boy! Mozzarella!
不要忘了。 Don't forget.
埃斯特里娜姑妈就爱表现。 She's always dramatizing, Aunt Esterina.
米歇尔死了，他已经死了15年了。 Michele is dead. He dropped dead 15 years ago.
米歇尔死了，记住这一点! Michele's dead. Get that into your head!
我要把你的衣服从行李里拿出来吗? Do I have to take your clothes off from your laggage?
对不起，我没听懂。 I didn't understand, sorry.
我要把你的衣服从行李里拿出来吗? Do I have to take your clothes off from your laggage?
不，不，别管了，我自己来吧，你可以走了，谢谢。 No, thank you, I'll do it. You can go now.
科扎诺 ! Corzano!
不好意思，孩子们。校长在哪里? Excuse me, kids. Where's the principaI?
请进，斯佩雷利教授，我们一直在等你。 Come in, Mr. Sperelli. I'm Mimi, the janitor.
校长出去了，但不是旷工。她有很多事要做。 The principal is out. It's not absenteeism. She has lots to do.
她很忙，她丈夫是议员。 It's politics. Her husband's a councilman.
在这里签字，在这里。 Sign here. Right here. Go on.
这是什么? What is this?
意思是你今天到了，然后开始工作之类的，签吧。 and are starting work and all that. Sign.
但这张纸是空白的。 But this paper is blank.
等下有时间我再填其他的。 I'll fill it in later, when there's time.
如果你不信任我，就别签字。谁在乎! If you don't trust me, don't sign. Who gives a shit!
你能给我一个考勤簿吗? Could you give me an attendance book?
当然!我很快就找到了，我现在没看到它。 Sure! Soon as I find it. I don't see it.
我明白了。 I understand.
你能带我去教室吗？ Bring it to my class, please.
你这教授脾气可真大啊。 We got ourselves a grouchy professor.
看看这家伙，真是疯了! Look at that guy. What a nut!
这是三年级。 This is the third grade.
早上好，老师。 Good morning, Maestro.
早上好，这里怎么没人。 Good morning. But there's nobody here.
他们可能不知道今天来了个新老师，你们知道吗？ You knew the teacher was coming today, right?
是的，知道。 Sure.
这个班有多少人? How many are in this class?
大概十四，十六个。 About fourteen, sixteen.
十四、十六，你叫什么名字? Fourteen, sixteen-- What's your name?
萝西娜。 Rosinella.
你叫什么名字? What's your name?
我是马可 图利奥 斯佩雷利。 I'm Marco Tulio Sperelli.
不好意思，现在谁负责送孩子们上学? Excuse me. Who is responsibIe for getting the kids to school?
显然不是你。我明白了。 Obviously not you. I get it.
你们呆在这儿。不要离开教室。 You stay here. Don't leave the classroom.
-我们走吧! -真是个好人! - Let's go! - What a pain!
-你要去哪儿? -奶油蛋卷。 - Where you goin'? - For a brioche.
你快要胖死了。 You'll get even fatter.
你的嘴巴真让人讨厌。 You're such a ball breaker.
我们会找到那些孩子的，一个接一个。 We'll find those kids, one by one.
- 我们? -是的，一起。 - We? - Yes. Come aIong.
咪咪，你要去哪里?我的奶油蛋糕呢? Mimi, where are you going? Where's my brioche?
待在教室里。 Stay in the classroom.
当然，但现在是奶油蛋糕时间。 Sure, but it's brioche time.
你看到了么?我得照顾孩子们，跟我来。 You see? I have to take care of the kids.
你也卖蛋糕? You also sell brioches?
我为什么不呢? Why shouldn't I?
这小子已经习惯了早上吃奶油蛋卷。 This one is used to his morning brioche.
我必须为学生着想。我有很多事要做。 I have to think of the students. I have a lot to do.
别浪费我的时间，斯佩雷利教授。 Don't waste my time, Professor Sperelli.
我在这里有一个要负责的职位。 I have a responsible position here.
我有很多事要做。 I have lots to do.
不好意思。她是清洁工吗? Excuse me. Is she the cleaning lady?
是的。她也是我的妻子。 Yes. She's also my wife.
-她在工作吗?-当然，她在工作! - And she's working? - Sure, she's working!
校长在工作，你在工作 The principal is working, you're working...
清洁女工，孩子们，每个人都工作。 the cleaning woman works, the kids work, everyone works.
他们都说在南方没人工作。 And they say in the South nobody works!
但工作得都要疯了! You all work frenetically here!
他在跟谁开玩笑呢？ Who is he kidding?
我们走吧，现在是上课时间。 Let's go. Time for school.
我还在工作呢。 I'm working.
去学校! To school!
放开我!放开我! Let me go!
唐穆切，这个老师要把我从工作中拖走了! DDon Muchè, this teacher stiff s draggin' me off my gig!
你说的话甚至让人无法理解，你绝对必须来学校。 You can't even speak properly. You're coming to school.
现在我们去找其他人，他们在哪工作? Now, where do the others work?
理发师在那儿。 There's the barber.
文森齐诺，你要去哪? Vincenzino, where the hell you going?
去学校! To school!
莫阿娜在她书中给每个跟她睡过的男人评价。 Moana's book rated every guy who slept with her.
她说德·克雷森索的声音最大。 She said De Crescenzo was the loudest.
- 斯卡拉诺·朱塞佩吗? Giuseppe Scarano?
-跟我来。-为什么，我什么都没做! - Come with me. - I didn't do nothin'!
-你是谁? - Who are you? - How dare you?
-你怎么敢的?他正给我擦泡沫呢。你要带他去哪里? He's lathering me up. Where are you taking him?
你没听说过义务教育吗? Have you heard of compulsory schooling?
剥削童工，是吗？ Or of child labor laws?
别插手，不然我就去找市长。 Don't interfere, or I'll go to the mayor.
市长是谁呀？ He is the mayor.
等一下，这位先生说得完全正确。 Wait. The man is absolutely right.
对不起，我闭着眼睛，没有注意到是一个未成年人在给我擦泡沫。 With closed eyes, I didn't realize a minor lathered me up.
弗朗西斯科，你真可耻，居然让一个孩子工作。 Shame on you for making a boy work.
你是从北方来的新老师，对吧? You're the new teacher from up north, right?
我是安东尼奥·鲁夫波罗，科扎诺市市长。 I'm Antonio Ruoppolo, Mayor of Corzano.
嘿，你是德·阿米西斯的三年级生吗? Are you a third grader at De Amicis school?
-来学校。-不行!我不能! - Let's go to school. - I can't! I can't!
万宝路，Merit，万宝路。买烟了。 Marlboro, Merit, Marlboro. Who smokes?
走吧。打烊了。上学了。 Let's go. Business is closed. Off to school.
放开我! Let me go!
没有理由! 我说了去学校! No stories! To school, I said!
放开我! Let me go!
我才不管学校的事。 I don't give a fuck about school.
我有责任。我要工作! I got a responsibllity. I work!
工作?你管这叫工作?卖黑市香烟不是工作! Work? You call that work? Black market cigarettes aren't work!
-他走私的。-去你妈的。间谍! - He smuggles. - Fuck you. Spies!
去学校，立刻马上。 Off to school.
来点橘子吧! Buy tangerines!
他是新来的老师吗? Who's this new teacher? Him?
你应该很高兴去上学。 You should be glad to go to school.
你管那叫学校? You call that a school?
太恶心了! It's disgusting!
那房子又旧又破，墙上有洞。 It's old, broken down, with holes in the walls.
小心。站住。我让你过去才过去 Careful. Stop. I'll let you pass.
那些家伙会从你身上碾过去的。我们到这里来。 Those guys will run you over. Let's go over here.
男孩们都很粗鲁，他们在水槽里尿尿... The boys pee in the sink...
还把厕所堵了。 and clog up the toilets.
校长不在乎。 The principal won't go in there.
啊，怕被扫到脚。 Ah, of course.
她根本不在乎。 She don't give a shit.
伙计们，每个人都知道谁管事，看门人咪咪。 Hey, guys, everyone knows the real boss is Mimi, the janitor.
是的!他是真正的负责人。 Yes! He's really in charge.
他当然管事，他是黑手党... He's a rotten son of a con man. He's a Mafioso...
每个人都怕他。 and everyone's afraid of him.
我们的学校就是地狱，有一首歌叫做“肮脏的阿米西斯”。 Our school is hell. It's called "Filthy De Amicis."
肮脏的....肮脏的德·阿米西斯? Poor De Amicis... filthy?
德·阿米西斯是一位伟大的教育家，作家，他写了儿童小说《心》。 De Amicis was a great educator, a writer. He wrote "The Heart."
我们去学校吧。 Let's go to school.
我们去学习吧。 Let's go study.
过来! Come here!
托托，过来! Toto, come here!
我会抓住你的! I'll catch you!
你笑什么?都进学校，来吧。 Why are you laughing? Let's go to school. Come on.
我看你们都戴了耳环。 You all have an earring, I see.
对
-你在模仿马拉多纳吗? -那是马拉多纳模仿我。 -Did you copy from Maradona? -Maradona did copy from us.
-不要侮辱马拉多纳，他是最棒的。 -Don't insult Maradona. He's the best ever. -Not at all.
-才没有，他是个坏人。他吸毒上瘾。 -He's a bad guy. He's a junky.
-你就是个肮脏的混蛋！-咬我啊 -I'm gonna break your face!
那么，我们开始上课吧。 Allora, cominciamo subito.
你去角落，你去那个角落，面对着墙。 You go in the corner, you in that corner and face the wall.
你回去。
看看你们现在造成的混乱。 You're starting off shamefully.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
我吃饭呢。 I'm eating.
你一小时前才吃了奶油蛋卷。 You ate a brioche an hour ago.
到吃第二个奶油蛋卷的时候了。 It's time for the second brioche.
第二个奶油蛋卷时间! A second brioche!
把它收起来! Put it away!
千万不要吃太多。 You should never overeat.
否则你就会变得像他和老师一样。 Or you'll end up like him and like the teacher.
看看这些指甲。真恶心! Look at the nails. Disgusting!
给我看看。 Let's see them.
规则二:你必须带着 Rule number two: Come to class with...
干净的指甲。 clean nails.
现在… Now...
让我们看看谁认识我身后这位先生? who knows this man behind me?
-那人是穴居人，对吧? -没错。 - That man is a caveman, right? - Exactly.
如果我生活在石器时代，我就可以用棍子打人了。 If I lived in the Stone Age, I could club people.
他们为什么要打人？ They clubbed people?
当然了，他们在街上遇见时，不会打招呼。 Sure. They'd meet people on the street, didn't say hello.
然后噗，噗，噗，就打起来了。 Just pow, pow! And they'd beat them.
在那时候，一家人总是打架，他们都很脏。 In those days, families always fought and they were all dirty.
他们不洗头，不梳头，也不刮胡子。 They didn't wash or comb their hair or shave.
就连女人也不刮胡子。 Even women didn't shave.
女性现在刮胡子吗? Do women shave now?
她们刮腿毛。 They shave their legs.
甚至一个刚出生的婴儿马上就变成了穴居人。 Even a newborn baby was a caveman right away.
他们没有暖气和电视。 They didn't have heat or television.
他们没有什么可做的。 There was nothing for them to do...
于是他们在墙上涂鸦。 so they drew doodles on the walls.
涂鸦吗? Doodles?
是的,涂鸦。 Yes, doodles.
这是什么意思? What does that mean?
涂鸦。无意义的字。肮脏的图画。 Scribbles. Nonsense. Dirty pictures.
我明白了，这是史前涂鸦。 I get it: prehistoric graffiti.
人类一度开始变得聪明 Man started to be intelligent...
但他看起来还是像只猴子。 but he still looked like a monkey.
当他们不再像猴子时，他们变成了埃及人。 When they stopped looking like monkeys, they became Egyptians.
- 老师，我能说几句吗?-说吧。 - Teacher, can I say something? - Go ahead.
我不能告诉其他人。我只能对你说。 I can't tell the others. Just you.
- 为什么? -这是很私密的。 - Why? - It's intimate and personal.
哈，私密的。 Intimate and personal.
你的指甲也脏了。 Your nails are dirty, too.
但我不会告诉任何人。我保证。 But I won't tell anyone. I promise.
好了，现在到座位上。 Now go back to your seat.
你看那位先生，呃，他正在睡觉呢。你来学校不是为了睡觉。 Look at him sleeping. School isn't for sleeping.
-他叫什么名字? -杰纳里诺。 - What is his name? - Gennaro.
杰纳里诺吗?醒醒吧! Mr. Gennaro? Wake up!
你在学校，在课堂上，在老师面前。 You're in school, facing your teacher.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
请站起来。 你想要什么？ 去吧。 Stand up.
从现在开始整个课你都要站着听，明白吗？ You'll keep standing the rest of the day...
作为惩罚。 as punishment.
去，你必须去的话。 Go, if you have to.
你在干什么?啊，吃吧！ What are you doing? Oh, eating!
看看他，该吃第三个奶油蛋卷了吗？ He's eating. Is it time for the third brioche?
到黑板前。让我们看看你现在对数学还记得什么。 Go to the blackboard. Let's see how much math you remember.
来吧，拿粉笔来。 Hurry. Take the chalk.
粉笔没有了，你得从咪咪那里买。 We have to buy it from Mimi.
粉笔是学校的财产。 Chalk is school property.
他把那个卖得很贵，卖了 500 里拉。 Mimi, the janitor, sells it for 500 lire.
这是真的。 It's true.
我告诉过你去吧，不是吗？ 去！ I toId you to go. Go on.
这是一个大的。 It's the big one.
什么？ What?
大的那个! 2号! The big one! Number two!
她要拉屎! She has to poop!
- 那走吧，快点，对吧？ Then hurry up!
我不够50里拉买卫生纸。 I haven't got the 50 lire for toilet paper.
我跟你一起去。 I'll come along.
你们待在这儿，请保持安静，嗯！ You stay here and behave yourselves.
-通常的五张? -不。我拉肚子了，要一打。 -The usual five sheets? -No. It's diarrhea. A flat rate.
12张100里拉，加上粉笔，一共600里拉。 12 sheets for 100, plus chalk, comes to 600 lire...
由于你是新来的，那就500里拉吧。 but you're new, so make it 500.
不，我付600里拉，我不交人情。 I'll pay 600. No flat rate.
救命! Help!
我们走吧。快点! Let's go. Hurry!
我们可以的，我们就快到了。 We can make it. We're almost there.
我们到了，快进去。 Here we are.
我在外面等着。 I'll wait out here.
哦,天哪!老师!我的拉链坏了! Oh, God! Teacher! My zipper broke!
我忍不住了! I can't hoId it!
等等，如果你不害羞的话我会帮你的，呃，我不会看你的，呃。 Wait. If you're not ashamed, I'll help you. I won't look.
谁在乎啊?我都拉裤子里了! Who cares? I'm shitting in my pants!
嘿，你在对那个女孩做什么? What are you doing to that girl?
我？你应该做什么，女士。 I'm doing what you should be doing.
太迟了! Too late!
等等。该死的!现在至少把她清理干净吧。 Wait. Damn! Now please clean her up, at least.
我吗? Me?
还有谁?我吗? Who else? Me?
但是，教授，如果咪咪，那个看门人…… But, Professor, if Mimi, the janitor...
不卖卫生纸了，我们就麻烦大了。 didn't sell toilet paper by the piece, we'd be in deep trouble.
国家什么也没给我们。 The State sends us nothing.
但你是完全正确的。 But you're perfectly right.
对于孩子们来说，你接他们上学也做得很好。 And thanks for gathering the kids from work.
我不能每天都这样。 I can't do it every day.
当然，但它只是一个例子，不是吗？ Sure, but it set a good example.
希望如此。 Let's hope so.
那么卫生纸和粉笔的事。 About the toilet paper and the chalk.
我们会给教育部会写一封措辞得体的信，我会在上面签名。 We'll write a nice letter to the Board of Education and I'll sign it.
实际上，你也签名比较好。 Actually, it's better if you sign it.
你有守护天使不是吗。 You have guardian angels.
原谅我。我不太明白你在说什么。 Excuse me. I don't really understand what you're saying.
教授……教授…… Professor... Professor...
至少有500名那不勒斯教师… there are at Ieast 500 Neapolitan teachers...
为了得到你在德·阿米西斯的职位，会不惜一切代价。 who'd kill to have your job at De Amicis.
女士，正如您所说，我在你所说的"阿米西斯"只是偶然。 I'm at De Amicis, as you call it, only by accident.
这是一个官僚错误，明白吗? It was a bureaucratic error. You understand?
我的目的地是位于利古里亚的科萨诺，靠近我家，明白吗？ My assignment was to be Corsano, near my home, not Corzano.
科扎诺，科萨诺，S开头的，明白，明白。 Corzano, Corsano, with an "S."
我就知道。 I knew it.
这只是说明你的守护天使犯了个小错误。 It just means your guardian angel made a small mistake.
但你有一个守护天使。 But you have a guardian angel.
你太过分了! You go too far!
嘿，冷静点，斯佩雷利，别生气。 Relax, Sperelli. Don't get bent out of shape.
你全身都是红了。 You're all red.
这有什么大不了的? What's the big deal?
你也让我紧张因为我真的不能紧张，你想让我在这里做什么？ I mustn't get upset. Do you want me to have a premature birth?
早产？ Premaduro?
你属于共和党吗? Do you belong to the Republican Party?
我吗?不!你以为我是谁? Me? No! Who you think I am?
我很抱歉，这只是职业病。 I'm sorry. That's professional deformation.
我的丈夫是议员。 Because my husband is in politics.
他现在在那儿。 There he is now.
我的丈夫，塞维利亚的猛男! My husband, the stud of Seville!
我们结婚十年，他给我生了六个孩子。 He's given me six kids in ten years of marriage.
比那更有成果！ Now that's fertile!
女士，请让想接替我的同事放心。 Please assure my colleagues who want my job...
我已经申请调职了 that I've requested a transfer.
所以最多一个月、一个半月 Within a month or six weeks...
我很高兴回到北方。 I'll be happily back up north.
啊，高兴极了，那又怎么样，斯佩雷利教授。 So, happily, Professor Sperelli.
你只是路过，你想做什么 You're just passing through and you want to...
在几周内解决南方的所有问题 fix all the troubles in the South in a few weeks...
从德·阿米西西斯开始? starting with De Amicis?
是的，请原谅我，至少你不能说德·阿米西斯吗？ Even you can't pronounce De AmEEcis properly!
德·阿米西斯？
谁这么说的? Who says so?
我，大家，每个人都一样。 I do. Everyone does.
不，斯佩雷利，在这里我们都说“德·阿米西西斯”。 No, Sperelli. Here we all say De Amicis.
习惯吧，教授，试着融入。 Get used to it, Professor. Try to fit in.
你想改变的东西太多了。 You want to change too many things.
- “去”动词的一般过去式。-等等，我知道这个。 -Simple past of To go verb. -I know this.
别告诉我! Don't tell me!
天啊!我把衬衫烧焦了!你可以告诉我的。 Damn! I burnt my shirt! You could tell me.
我想告诉你，但你说"别告诉我"所以我没告诉你。 I wanted to tell you but you were like "Don't tell me" so I didn't tell you.
-我在想办法解决。-很严重吗? -I'm trying to fix it. -Is it bad?
-不不，没那么严重，如果你愿意，我可以帮你缝。-不,谢谢。 -It's not that bad. If you want, I can sew it. -No, thanks.
我想一个人生活。然后去掉烧焦的“这个”区域，简而言之，你用那不勒斯语怎么说？ I'm trying to live by myself. Then the burning goes to "that" zone. How you call that?
- 奥马兹。-去奥马兹。 -O'mazz. -It goes to the "o'mazz".
哦，我忘了!我想给你一个惊喜，教授。 I forgot! I wanted to give you a surprise, professor.
在老教授的柜子中，我发现了几本关于那不勒斯诗歌的书。 Among the papers of the old professor, I found some books about poetry from Naples.
呃，真的非常非常的...精彩，来自迪·贾科莫。 They are amazing. Look at this one. Di Giacomo.
哦，塞尔瓦托·迪·贾科莫。 Oh, Salvatore Di Giacomo.
这是一首奇妙而神奇的诗。例如，有一个关于便便的。 It's such a curious and amazing poetry. For example, there is one about a poo.
你必须读一下。这很有趣。即使你不懂那不勒斯语。 You have to read it. It's very funny. Even if you don't know Neapolitan.
什么，米歇尔不再说那不勒斯语了？ Michele did forget Neapolitan?
日安，牧师。 Good day, Reverend.
唐·加布里埃鲁西奥，你为什么不转身呢？ Don Gabrielluccio, why don't you turn around?
景色真美，还有海。 The view is so beautifuI. There's the sea.
我已经看过了。 I've already seen it.
我明白了。 I understand.
杰纳里诺·埃斯波西托，作曲。 "Gennarino Esposito, Composition.
“我的房子和讨论。 "My house and discussions.
“我的房子都是裂缝，裂缝的天花板… "My house is all cracked. cracked ceilings...
“裂纹的墙… "cracked walls...
“裂纹的地板。 "cracked floors.
“有时候我都觉得自己裂开了。 "Sometimes I feel cracked, too.
我妈妈说。” My mother says."
第三世界甚至连破房子都没有。 The Third World doesn't even have cracked houses.
“所以我们不应该抱怨。 "So we shouldn't complain.
“第三世界比我们还第三。 "The Third World is more Third than us.
“在复活节的时候，我父亲带回家一只小羊来屠宰。 "At Easter time, my father brings home a lamb to slaughter.
"但我们总是觉得对不起它，最后还是把它留了下来。 "But we always feel sorry for it and we end up keeping it.
然后我父母吵架了。我妈妈说。” And then my parents fight. My mother says."
天哪!又一只该死的羔羊! Mother of God! Another fucking lamb!
每年都这些该死的羔羊! Every fucking year these lambs!
你从来没有勇气宰了它们! You never have the guts to slaughter them!
我要宰了你! I'll slaughter you!
“我爸爸是个收破烂的。 "My father is a junk man.
“早上他有另一份工作。他下午回来。 "Mornings he has another job. He comes back in the afternoons.
“他睡一会儿，吃点东西…… "He sleeps a little, eats...
晚上收集纸板箱 "and collects cardboard boxes at night.
我都跟着他。” Many times I go along with him."
这就是你上课睡觉的原因…… That's why you sleep in class...
因为你晚上工作。 because you work at night.
现在你会让我感到内疚。 Now I feel badly.
我骂你，让你站了一整天。 I scolded you and made you stand up all day.
别担心，我也可以站着睡觉。 Don't worry. I can also sleep standing up.
奥格里拉，你好，你在这里做什么? Why are you here?
早上好。 Hello.
老师，您体重多少？ How much do you weigh?
怎么啦？ What? Well--
好吧，我告诉你。 Okay, I'll tell you.
95公斤。 I weigh 95 kilos.
你呢? And you?
我也烦死了，51公斤。 I'm a mess, too... 51 kilos.
你需要一点耐心，加油。 You need to be patient.
在我这个年纪，你是什么样的人? At my age, what were you like?
我吗?像这样。看。 Me? Like this. Look.
像这样吗? Like that?
这个比妈妈说的更糟。 That's even worse than Mama said.
妈妈怎么说? What did Mama say?
如果我继续这么吃下去，我也会像你一样胖的。 If I keep eating like this, I'll get fat like you.
谢谢你，非常鼓舞人心，真的。 Thanks. That's really very encouraging.
你在节食饮食吗? Are you on any diet?
呃，也许吧。 但你所说的饮食是什么意思？ What kind of diet do you mean?
骑师饮食，斯卡斯代尔饮食，轻体饮食。 The Jockey's Diet, Scarsdale, Weight Watchers.
你是一个规律饮食专家! You're a regular diet expert!
或多或少。 More or less.
那你在节食饮食吗? Do you diet?
不，因为在家里我们吃得很正常。 No, because at home we eat normal.
真的吗? Really?
意大利面和豆子 Pasta and beans in octopus broth.
鸡肉炖汤，章鱼烩面 Octopus with olives and capers.
肉汤、炖菜、橄榄小烤饼…… Meat soup, stew, vermicelli with garlic and oil...
猪肉，内脏，豌豆，鸡蛋。 pork, innards, peas, eggs.
披萨配肉丸和香肠，小披萨。 Pizza with meatballs and sausage. Little pizzas.
柿子、梨、樱桃、枣和瓜。 Persimmons, pears, cherries, dates and melons.
我饿了。 I'm getting hungry.
甜点有朗姆酒糕 And for desert: Baba, eclairs...
巧克力奶油泡芙…… eclairs with chocolate and cream...
糕点、千层酥、油炸小球 pastries, elephant ears, zeppole...
美味的西西里煎饼卷…… delicious Sicilian cannoli...
贝壳泡芙，松饼和蜂蜜糖渍球! sfogliatelle, struffoll and rococo!
这是正常的饮食吗? That would be normal meals?
是的，但不是在一天之内全部吃完，我们的管道会破裂。 Yes, but not all in one day. We'd have broken pipes.
啊，你是说食道破裂。 You mean a broken esophagus.
但我发现至少你不戴耳环。 At least you don't wear an earring.
我怎么不带呢？ 'Course I do!
哦,天哪! 我耳环丢了。 Oh, God! I was ripped off.
等下，你不戴耳环更好看。 Wait. You look better without the earring.
我是以一个了解这些事情的人的身份说的。 I'm talking as one who knows about such things.
你不来吗? Aren't you coming?
-你要去托托家?-是的，我们走吧。 - You're going to Toto's house? - Yes, let's go.
怎么了? What's wrong?
托托认为我是你的间谍。 Toto thinks I'm your spy.
你说"间谍"是什么意思? What do you mean, "spy"?
你在想什么，我是他的敌人吗? Do you all consider me your enemy?
-间谍! -去你的祖宗! - Spy! - Fuck your ancestors!
你看到了么?我不是告诉过你吗? You see? Didn't I tell you?
好吧，那我们就做点什么 Here's what we'll do.
现在你去酒吧，给自己点一份冰淇淋。 Order yourself an ice cream...
告诉文森奇诺是老师买单 and tell Vincenzino the teacher's paying.
冰淇淋不是让人发胖吗? Isn't ice cream fattening?
我们下次再开始节食吧。 We'll start dieting another time.
好吧。 Okay.
早上好。
你是托托的妹妹? You're Toto's sister?
嗯。
你妈妈呢? Where's your mother?
她工作去了。 She's working.
-你父亲? -在那边。 - Your father? - Over there.
他病了吗? Is he Ill?
不!他是喝醉了。 No! He's drunk.
你是谁? Who are you?
我是老师。这是托托的夹克。 I'm the teacher. And this is Toto's jacket.
是的，托托，谁知道谁偷了他的。 Yes. Who knows who he stole it from.
就在这里。 Exactly.
牛奶，帮我把它关掉好吗？ The milk... turn it off, please.
我得找个人谈谈这孩子。 I must discuss this boy with someone.
告诉我就行。 Talk to me.
你吗?但是.. To you? But--
是的，我是这里管事的。 I'm in charge here.
你介意把牛奶倒进瓶子里吗?否则它要凉了。 Could you pour the milk in the bottle? Otherwise it cools off.
啊，就在这里，那么请听好，今天早上 We-- This morning Toto ran away from me...
托托从我身边跑了并夹克留在我这，而且他没有来学校 left me holding his jacket and didn't come to school.
你知道他有点太调皮了吧。 You realize he's a little too lively.
调皮吗?他是个无赖，一个罪犯！ Lively? He's a delinquent, a good-for-nothing!
-你介意吗? -什么? - Do you mind? - What?
给宝宝喂奶。 Feed the baby.
多可爱啊! What a beauty!
然而，回到托托的问题， But getting back to Toto...
我想他必须回学校了。 I think he must return to school...
尤其是不能让他在街上混了，你明白吗? above all to get him off the street. You understand?
我不想破坏你的权威。 I don't want to undermine your authority.
我知道你是老大。 I know you're in charge.
但我想和你父亲谈谈。 But I wouId like to speak with your father.
只是现在我父亲的脑子不灵了。 Right now my father's head isn't working.
别担心。明天早上他一醒来我就告诉他。 Don't worry. Tomorrow morning, when he wakes up, I'll tell him.
宝宝怎么了? What's wrong with the baby?
她饿了。 She's hungry.
好的，我会花点时间。 Wait a minute. What's her name?
她叫什么名字? What's her name?
- 纳纳雷拉。- 纳纳雷拉。 - Nanarella. - Nanarella.
你的小妹妹。 Your little sister
她妈妈快来了吗? Is her mama coming soon?
不好意思，20000里拉? 20,000 lire?
尼古拉说:“老师买单” 这都公开了。 Nicola said, "The maestro is paying." It was an open order.
但我只告诉他，不是所有人。 I said I'd pay for him, not for everyone.
我不明白为什么我要买单? Why should I be paying?
那我必须把它们拿回去了。 Should I be paying?
是谁给整个三年级的学生买冰淇淋了? Who's the asshole buying ices for the whole third grade?
我，是我。 I am.
哦,对不起。 Oh, sorry.
大家胃口好吧？ Enjoy it.
放开他! Let him go!
发生什么事了? What happened?
别碰他，塞尔瓦托。你个酒鬼! Leave him alone, Salvatore. You're a drunkard!
我要教育你! I'll fix you!
你不会像我一样丢人的，明白了吗? You ain't gonna be a disgrace like me! Get it?
给我滚回学校去! Get your ass in school!
你喝醉了!放开他，塞尔瓦托。 You're always drunk! Always!
他不会像我一样丢人的! He won't be a disgrace like me!
嘿，塞尔瓦托，你一大早就喝了变质的酒吗? Did you drink some bad wine this morning?
走吧，你这丢人的家伙! Get going, you disgrace!
你疯了吗?别踢孩子了，他又不是足球。 Are you nuts? Leave the kid alone. He's not a soccer ball.
滚开，垃圾佬! Fuck off, junk man!
没有王法了! Lousy manners!
都闭嘴。 What d'you want?
一个男人必须先是一个好父亲! A guy's gotta be a good father!
去你妈的! Fuck you!
早上好。 Good morning.
我说早上好。 I said good morning.
请坐。 Sit down.
你怎么还站着? Why are you still standing?
多亏了你，我不能再坐下了。 Thanks to you, I can't sit.
干得好，老师! Good job, Maestro!
你把他揍扁了! You got his ass whipped!
他们从北方派你来! They sent you from the North!
你一到这里就发疯了。 You busted balls the moment you got here.
安静。 Quiet.
少说点吧，好人。 I don't like you.
好吧，但多亏了他所说的殴打， But thanks to that whipping...
我第一次看到几乎坐满的教室。 for the first time I have an almost complete class.
你叫什么名字? What's your name?
塞尔瓦托。 Salvatore.
不。告诉我你姓什么。 No. Tell me your last name.
塞尔瓦托。 Salvatore.
塞尔瓦托还不够。你必须有姓。 Salvatore isn't enough. You must have a last name.
我不记得我姓什么了。 I don't remember my last name.
杰纳里诺在打鼾呢。 Gennaro's snoring.
让他睡吧，这个可怜的孩子工作了一整夜 Let him sleep. He worked all night, poor kid.
那好吧，我明天也要回去工作。 I'm going back to work tomorrow, too.
我也是。我们需要钱。 Me, too. We need the money.
你说学校是强制性的。 You say schooI is mandatory.
他们付钱让你来上学。但是谁付钱给我们呢?没有人! They pay you to come to school. But who pays us? Nobody!
我爸爸失业了。 My dad's out of work.
他们都在生你的气。 They're all mad at you.
我知道。我知道。 I know. I know.
回去吧。 Go to your seat.
这就够了。让我们开始上课。 That's enough. Let's start the lesson.
你们中有人住在以名人命名的街道上吗? Do any of you live on a street named after a famous person?
我，我住在加里波第，我了解加里波第的一切。 I live on the Via Garibaldi.
加里波第是人民的英雄。 Garibaldi was the hero of both worlds.
他不住在加里波第。 He doesn't live on Via Garibaldi.
他在放屁! He's slinging shit!
放屁?他在放什么屁? He's slinging what?
他是在撒谎，他住在三鸡路。 He's lying. He lives on Three Chicken Road.
好吧，但我还是想听听加里波第的故事。 Fine, but I want to hear about Garibaldi anyway.
托托! Toto!
你还在这里吗? You're here?
他们一路把我踢到这里的。 They kicked me all the way here.
我们接受了那份工作，该死的! We took on that job, damn it!
这不是我的错。 Don't blame me.
来吧，笨蛋，快走! Come on, shithead, walk!
嘿，你是谁? Who are you?
我是拉斐尔·艾洛，记住我的问候。 I'm Mister Raffaele Aiello. Mark me present.
车在等着，走吧! The truck's waiting. Move it!
站住，呆在那里。 You, stop. Stay there.
“记住我的问候”?! "Mark me present"?!
进来，把门关上。你胆子真大! Come in and close the door. You've got some nerve!
我正在礼貌地和我的一名手下交谈。 I'm talking intelligently with one of my men...
而你却压碎了我的哈密瓜。 and you're crushing my cantaloupes.
他在说什么? What did he say?
你把它们砸坏了 You're smashing them--
-你怎么解释哈密瓜? - 卵蛋! -How do you explain cantaloupes? -Balls!
你怎么敢?滚出去! How dare you? Get out!
我想走的时候就走。 I go when I want to go.
滚出去，你这文盲! Out, you Illiterate!
你不敢。 You wouldn't dare.
我朝另一位老师的脸上吐的是口水 You know, I spat in the other teacher's face...
而你，我会把你的脸撞到墙上! but I'll smash your face into the wall!
我不会让你得逞的!你明白吗? I won't let you! You understand?
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
我不知道这一切是怎么发生的... I don't know how it couId have happened...
但他的脸…… but his face was...
充满了仇恨…像个成年人一样… so full of hatred... like an aduIt...
就像一个无赖，就像 like a vuIgar delinquent, like--
就像黑手党一样。 Like a Mafioso.
那是肯定的。这里是南方，不是瑞士。 That's for sure. This is the South, not Switzerland.
这样的孩子会逼你出手。 Kids like that force your hand.
我是一名教育家。 I'm an educator.
我一生都在教导非暴力哲学。 All my life I've taught the philosophy of nonviolence.
现在我打了一个八岁的孩子。 Now I've hit an eight-year-old boy.
你必须帮助我，向教育部报告我。 You must help me and report me to the School Board.
你们应该把我开除，树立榜样。 You should have me expelled, to set an example.
然后我们应该谴责所有的老师 We'd have to report every teacher...
母亲，父亲，爷爷奶奶，叔叔，一切。 every mother, every father...
当我还小还在上学的时候…… When I was young and in school...
我的老师经常打我。 my teacher used to hit me.
我父亲打了我一巴掌…… My father smacked me...
我妈把我们八个孩子都快杀了。 and my mother whacked all eight of us kids.
结果我还是很好。 And I still turned out fine.
你结果很好，是吗？ You turned out fine.
你结果很糟糕。 You turned out very badly.
我不喜欢你。 I don't like you. You know why?
知道为什么吗?因为你的哲学是这里所有问题的根源! Because your philosophy is at the root of all that's wrong in here!
-你不喜欢我? -不。 - You don't like me? - No.
我更不喜欢你! I like you even less!
你是个无能，高高在上，自以为是的种族主义者… You're an impotent, presumptuous racist...
哦，我是种族主义者? Oh, I'm a racist?
一个种族主义者，你内心深处就是个种族主义者。 A racist. Underneath, you're just a racist.
这不是你该待的地方，这里是战壕。 This is no place for you. This is trench warfare.
这是战争，这些孩子很有勇气! It's a war here in the South. These kids have brass balls!
老师也应该拥有它们。 And the teachers should also have them.
你想知道吗？那一巴掌是你来这儿后做过的最好的事! That slap was the best thing you've done since you got here!
现在全班都尊敬你了! Now the class will respect you!
你喜欢我做的吗? Did you like what I did?
老师赢得了你的尊敬。 The teacher has earned your respect.
怎么做的?打了你的同学一巴掌。 But how? By slapping one of your classmates.
你看，你现在尊重我了…… You see, you now admire me...
为了一件你不该尊重我的事。 for something for which you should not respect me.
因为通过武力获得的尊重…… Because respect gained by force...
今天打一巴掌，明天… today with a slap and tomorrow...
用左轮手枪或机关枪，这不是尊重。 with a revolver or a machine gun, that's not respect.
这是耻辱。 It's shame.
这也许是这个国家许多问题的主要原因 And it may be the cause of all the trouble in the South.
对于一个文明社会来说，暴力是可耻的…… Violence is shameful in a civilized being...
尤其对老师来说。 especially in a teacher.
我要回家了。我觉得不舒服。 I'm going home. I don't feel well.
不管怎样，我只是暂时在这里。 Anyway, I'm only here temporarily.
在收到调职通知之前，我不指望能好起来。 I don't expect to be well until I receive my transfer.
好运 Good luck.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
不好意思。 Excuse me.
给你半支雪茄。 Here you are this half cigar.
别急，你会喘不过气的。 Take it easy. You'll choke.
- 我可以安静地抽烟吗? - 抽吧 抽吧，急什么? -Can I smoke in peace? -Smoke. Why I should give a shit?
-米歇尔怎么了? -我说，他不是米歇尔。 -What's wrong with Michele? -I said, he's not Michele.
也许他不是米歇尔，但他看起来不开心。 Maybe he's not Michele, but he's still pissed.
现在让我们上一堂精彩的那不勒斯课，我们打赌你会开怀大笑。 Now we do a nice lesson of Neapolitan. I guess you'll laugh a lot.
-不,谢谢。我对那不勒斯不再感兴趣了。 -No, thanks. Neapolitan doesn't interest me anymore.
-哦，抱歉，你真的决定离开了吗? Have you really decided to Ieave?
是的。 Yes.
门铃。这个时候会是谁呢?原谅我。 The doorbell. Who could it be at this hour? Excuse me.
去吧。 Go ahead.
米歇尔…… Michele...
原谅我。 excuse me.
你生我的气了吗? Are you angry with me?
当然不是。 Certainly not.
我有点心烦意乱。 I'm a little distracted.
是你学生的母亲，我们该怎么办？要赶她回去吗？ It's your student's mother. Should I throw her out?
教授，我是拉斐尔·艾洛的妈妈，我得跟那个人谈谈。 Professor, I'm Raffaele Aiello's mama.
- 原谅我，我得过去。 I have to talk to that person. Excuse me.
艾洛夫人? Mrs. Aiello?
来。 Please, sit down.
看好孩子。 Watch the baby.
你知道吗? Do you realize?
-什么? -在我们家。 - What? - In our house.
怎么啦？ What?
他甚至带女人到他的房间里! He's bringing women to his room!
我很抱歉今早打了你儿子。 I'm very sorry about hitting your son this morning.
我45岁了。 I'm 45 years oId.
我丈夫在与海关官员的枪战中被打成了残废。 My husband was crippled in a shootout with customs offlcers.
我有四个孩子。 I have four kids.
最年长的叫罗萨里奥。 The oldest is called Rosario.
你知道上周之前他在哪里吗? You know where he was until last week?
在菲兰杰里。 At Filangeri.
少年监狱？ The correctional institution.
我宁愿他在那里… But I was happier knowing he was there...
至少他就不会中枪了。 because there he wouldn't get shot.
拉斐尔是第二个…… Raffaele is the second...
他也在走同样的路。 and he's following the same road.
当我听到…… When I heard...
你挨家挨户地接送孩子… that you picked up the kids house to house...
我感谢圣母。 I thanked the Holy Mother.
现在我听说你要退学了。 Now I hear you're abandoning the school.
不,不。绝对没有。 No, no. Absolutely no.
对我来说，你是最后的希望。 For me, you're the last hope.
我给你带了一篮鸡蛋。 I brought you a basket of eggs.
你认为生活就是这样吗?前进一步，后退一步? You think life is like this? A step forward, a step back?
亲爱的，生活就是一坨狗屎 Life is a ball breaker, my dear.
他会来吗? Is he coming?
去看看，跑起来! Go see. Run!
他说他不来了，果然不来。 He said he won't come, and he won't come.
-他来了! -坐下，安静点! - He's here! - Sit and be quiet!
早上好，老师。 Good morning, Maestro.
坐下来。 Sit down.
如你所见，我感觉好多了，我已经回来了。 As you see, I'm feeling better and I've come back.
让我们忘掉昨天发生的事吧。 Let's forget what happened yesterday.
但我知道有人没有忘记。 But I see that someone didn't forget.
我很高兴看到拉斐尔今天也来上课了。 I'm happy to see that RaffaeIe is also in class today.
这个东西，它可能是… This object, which is meant...
是对我的报复… as a vendetta against me...
是圆柱形且卷曲的人类排泄物。 is human excrement in a cylindrical and squashed shape.
但它也是生命周期的重要组成部分…… It is an important part of the life cycIe...
就像蝴蝶，花朵，闪烁和星星。 just like butterflies, flowers, twinkles and stars.
粪便…… Feces...
除了许多笑话和有趣的故事。 have inspired many jokes and amusing stories.
它们也启发了著名作家和诗人的灵感…… They've also inspired famous writers and poets...
比如但丁，薄伽丘和许多那不勒斯作家。 like Dante, Boccaccio and other Neapolitan writers.
我这里有一本小书，我绝对希望你读一读。 I'd like to read you something from this book.
感受一下这些诗句是多么优美。 Listen to these grandiose verses.
“狗屎…… "Shit...
“在街上，被阳光照亮…… "On the street, by the sun's ray lit...
“一只苍蝇给你唱摇篮曲…… "A fly sings you a lullaby...
“而你却在睡觉... "So sleep in peace...
哦，狗屎。” Oh, noble shit."
你是在跟我说话吗? Are you talking to me?
“尊敬的教育部。 "To the Board of Education.
“我，马尔科·图里奥·斯佩雷利…… "I, Marco Tulio Sperelli...
“我在此撤回我的调任请求。 "am hereby withdrawing my request for a transfer.
“我希望留在目前的职位上…… "I wish to remain in my current position...
“作为三年级教师…… "as third-grade instructor...
在那不勒斯科扎诺的德·阿米西斯学校。” at De Amicis in Corzano, Naples. "
“我的作文：雨，。 "Rain. My composition.
“如果耶稣不降雨，就会有问题。 "If Jesus didn't send rain, there would be problems.
“植物会枯萎，树木会枯萎…… "The plants would droop, the trees wouId wilt...
“大地会干涸，动物会死亡。 "the earth would be parched, animals wouId croak.
死了，一切都死了。” I'd croak and so would everybody else."
“水是上帝的礼物，但在卡拉布里亚，这个季节不下雨。” "Water is God's gift, but in Calabria it doesn't rain in the season."
哪个季节? Which season?
- 就季节。-有四个季节。 - The season. - There are four seasons.
是的。秋天，冬天，春天和季节。 Yes. Autumn, winter, spring and the season.
你是说夏天。你为什么叫它“季节”? You mean summer. Why do you call it "the season"?
因为它是最好的。不像现在这么恶心。 Because it's the nicest. Not nasty like now.
你不知道该在室外还是室内散步。 You don't know whether to take a walk outdoors or inside.
冬天对富人来说不是问题，但对穷人来说就糟透了。 Winter's okay for the rich, but for the poor, it's awful.
她根本不在乎。她的房子有暖气! She doesn't give a fuck. Her house has heat!
我父亲在西普工作就是我的错吗? Is it my fault that my father works...
我就是个坏女孩，是吗？ and that I'm a material girl?
在这个季节，我爸爸把他的衣服放在冰箱里…… In the season, my father puts his clothes in the fridge...
当他穿上它们时，他会感觉更凉爽。 so they smell fresh.
勇敢点，尼古拉。把裤子脱了! Be brave, Nicola. Off with the pants!
可怜可怜我吧! Have some pity!
昨天，你真的在福尔西拉买一个立体声盒式磁带? …… Yesterday, did you really... buy a stereo cassette pIayer in Naples?
你怎么知道的? How did you know?
盒子里是不是没有磁带，而是一块砖头? And instead of the stereo, you found a brick in the box?
两个砖块。 Two bricks.
他们耍了你! They made a fool of you!
你怎么能让他们这么做? How could you let them?
就连日本人也不会上当! Even the Japanese don't fall for that!
- 还有德国人。 Not even the Germans.
- 还有德国人。 Not even the Milanese!
但你们都知道这一点。 That's just about everyone.
连看门人也不会吗? Even the janitor?
坐下吧。 Sit down.
-你要怎么做?-什么意思? - What'll you do? - How do you mean?
你应该报复他! You should get back at him!
我应该告诉警察吗? Should I tell the police?
你会怎么做? What would you do?
不，等一下。 No, wait a minute.
一个一个说! Talk one at a time!
我会说"我要踢你那当婊子的妈" I'd say, "I'll kick your whore mother!"
我会对那个混蛋说，去你那死去的祖先 I'd tell that shithead, "Fuck your dead ancestors!"
“你狗都不如!” 我想说。 "Your old lady does it with dogs!" I'd say.
我要敲他的头50下! I'd bang his head 50 times!
我要把它塞进他屁股里! I'd stick it up his ass!
打烂你的蛋! And up his mother's twat!
我的天啊! Oh, my God!
我要打烂他的肥屁股。 I'd crack his fat ass.
我会抓住他说:“你妈妈是个白痴!” I'd grab him and say, "Your mother is a fart jockey!"
-够了! -然后我会唱: - Enough! - Then I'd sing:
"你爸爸的屁股闻起来像动物园。 "Your father's ass smells like a zoo.
“你妹妹的奶子需要胶水。 "Your sister's tits need glue.
“水手们付了钱给你妈上一炮。 "Sailors pay a buck to give your mama a screw.
警察也喜欢她。它们的蛋蛋会变成蓝色。” Cops like her, too. Their balls turn blue."
粗话说的够多了。 Enough vulgarities.
我们将继续我们的课程。 We'll continue our lesson.
现在告诉我，每个季节有几个月? How many months are there in each season?
一月、二月和三月，但不是全部 January, February and March, but not all, and December...
还有十二月是冬天的月份。 are winter months.
三月、四月、五月和六月 Some of March, Aprll, May and some of June...
是春天的月份。 are spring months.
六月、七月、八月和九月 Some of June, July, August and some of September...
是夏季的月份，其余的都是秋季。 are summer months, and all the rest are autumn.
你喜欢哪个月，露西塔? Which month you prefer, Lucetta?
我更喜欢一月，因为是儿童节，又是我生日。 I prefer January because the Epiphany comes, plus my birthday.
我更喜欢二月，因为狂欢节来了。 I prefer February because Carnival comes.
我更喜欢三月，因为春天来了。 I prefer March because Spring comes.
我更喜欢四月，因为复活节来了。 I prefer April because Easter comes.
五月，啥都没。 Nothing about May.
我更喜欢六月，因为夏天来了。 I prefer June because Summer comes.
我喜欢七月，因为我要去度假。 I prefer July because I go on vacation.
八月，啥都没 Nothing about August.
我更喜欢九月，因为足球赛季开始了。 I prefer September because the soccer season starts.
十月，十一月，啥都没。我更喜欢十二月，因为圣诞节来了。 Nothing about October and November. I like December because Christmas comes.
一月很冷，二月很冷，三月很热，四月很热，五月很热 January is cold, February is cold, March is crazy, April is hot, May is hot
6月很热，7月很热，8月很热，9月很凉爽，10月…… June is hot, July is very hot, August is very very hot, September is cool, October...
老师，老师，她要说个没完了 Professor, she'll talk forever!
已经十点十分了! It's ten after one!
为什么铃没有响? Why didn't the bell ring?
老师，我饿死了! Professor, I'm starving!
好了，把书收起来。 All right, put away your books.
-我们还在等什么? -铃声。 - What are we waiting for? - The bell.
-看门人呢?-跟往常一样打电话。 - Where's the janitor? - On the phone, as usual.
下雨了吗? Is it raining?
毛毛雨。 A drizzle.
趁还没有下大雨，我们快走吧。 Let's go before it starts to pour.
当然，只要咪咪为我们按响铃即可。 Not before Mimi rings the bell.
已经15分了。孩子们饿了。我该按铃吗? It's 1:15. The kids are hungry. ShouId I ring the bell?
那你得对付那个疯子了! You'll have to deal with that maniac!
我来给你演奏一下。 No problem.
走吧。 Go ahead.
跟上，走吧。 Go on. Leave.
我们也走吧。 Let's go, too.
停!你们要去哪里?谁敢这么做? Stop! Stop! Where are you going? Who dared do this?
谁按的铃?给我回来! Who rang the bell? Come right back inside!
在我按铃之前谁也不许离开学校。 Nobody leaves this school before I ring the bell.
我说了算。是谁?谁敢按铃? I'm in charge. Who was it? Who dared to ring the bell?
我干的。那又怎样? I did. So what?
噢,是吗?我就知道，斯佩雷利教授!这是我的工作。 Oh, yeah? I knew it, Professor! This is my job.
你是老师。你只负责教课!来吧。每个人都在! You're the teacher. You teach! Come on. Everybody inside!
-他侮辱了你! - 叫他狗屁王! He insulted you! Call him a fart jockey!
那你为什么不做好你的工作呢？ Why didn't you ring the bell on time?
为什么?因为所以! Why? Because, that's why!
都进去,孩子们! Inside, kid!
-叫他狗屁王! -快说啊! - Call him a fart jockey! - Say it!
我们别再胡说八道了，走吧。 Enough clowning around. Let's go.
你在惹麻烦！ You're making trouble!
发生了什么事？ 不好意思，到底怎么了？ Wait. Excuse me. What's going on?
这位先生违反了纪律… This man is upsetting the discipline...
而且他不尊重我的职位。 and he doesn't respect my position.
校长女士，让我们结束这些荒谬的场景吧。 Enough of this nonsense.
请允许我们离开。 Madame Principal, permit us to leave.
让我省点心吧，斯佩雷利。 You stop the nonsense, Sperelli.
没有北方人会告诉我该怎么做! No Northerner is gonna tell me what to do!
叫他狗屁王! Call him a fart jockey!
你会叫他狗屁王吗? Will you call him a fart jockey?
-速度，伙计们！让我们立即解决这个问题，这位狗屁王教授！ I'll teach this fart jockey teacher a lesson!
你看到了? You see?
他打中你了! He got you!
我错过了! I goofed!
“瑞士” "SwitzerIand."
帕斯夸里，她写了一篇关于瑞士的作文。 She wrote a composition about Switzerland.
她的叔叔帕斯夸里就是那里的人。 Her Uncle Pasquale came from there.
“瑞士面临意大利、德国和奥地利。…… "Switzerland faces Switzerland, Italy, Germany...
“瑞士向全世界出售武器…… "Switzerland sells weapons to the whole world...
这样他们就可以互相残杀了。 "so they can kill each other off.
“但瑞士人甚至不会打一场小战争。 "But the Swiss won't even fight a small war.
“他们用这些钱建银行…… "They use that money to build banks...
但不是好银行。 "but not good banks.
“而是坏人的银行，特别是吸毒者的银行。 "Banks for bad guys and for druggies.
“西西里和中国的罪犯…… "Sicilian and Chinese delinquents...
“把数十亿美元的钱放在那里。 "deposit millions in there.
“警察会问，‘这是谁的钱?’” "The police go and say, 'Whose money is this?'
“银行说:‘这他妈是我们自己的事。 "The bank says: 'That's our fucking business.
“但它并没有关门。 "But it isn't closed.
“而是开放的。 "It's open.
“在那不勒斯，如果你得了癌症，你就会死。 "In Naples, if you have cancer, you die.
“但如果你去瑞士，你可能会晚死，也可能会活下来。 "But if you go to Switzerland, you die later or you might live.
“他们的医院是最漂亮的。 "Their hospitals are the most beautiful.
“地毯、鲜花、抛光的楼梯…… "Carpets, flowers, polished stairs...
“连一只老鼠也没有。 "not even one rat.
那里太贵了，只有强盗才去得起。” It's so expensive that only crooks can afford to go there."
作文结束。 End of composition.
这篇作文真的很危险。 That composition's really dangerous.
如果移民局的人听到了，他们会把我们驱逐出境。 If the immigration people hear it, they'll deport us.
这是她第一次过圣诞节。 This is her first Christmas.
她真漂亮。 She's beautiful.
她刚刚退烧了。 - How's her fever? - It's gone.
她吃了什么? What did she have?
什么都没有，就是有点麻疹。 Nothing. A touch of measles.
你的体温是多少? What's your temperature?
38度8. 请把它放在那儿。 Put it there, please.
那个婴儿有什么症状? What did that baby have?
有点麻疹。 A touch of measles.
埃斯特里娜，现在不是狂欢时间。 Esterina, it's not carnival time.
今天是新年前夜，教授生病了。 It's New Year's Eve, and the professor is sick.
我们给他端上甘菊茶，然后庆祝一下，给我一个小号 Let's bring him chamomile tea, and then we'll ceIebrate.
“托马西娜 洛克。主题：生病 "Tommasina Rocco. Composition.'Being Sick.
“我一生病，全家都会有麻烦。 "When I get sick, it's trouble for the whole house.
给我看病的医生不太好。” The doctor who visits me isn't too good."
希望那混蛋知道自己在做什么。 Let's hope the turd knows what he's doing.
“‘希望这混蛋知道自己在做什么’…… "'Let's hope the turd knows what he's doing'...
爸爸说。 "says my father.
“但是他不知道给了我错误的药。 "But he doesn't know and gives me the wrong medicine.
“他经常把一种病误认为另一种病…… "Often he mistakes one sickness for another...
“过了五六天，我又和以前一样病了…… "and after five or six days, I'm as sick as before...
甚至更糟。” if not worse. "
敬你们所有死去祖先的灵魂! To the souls of all your dead ancestors!
我应该朝尼古拉医生脸上吐口水! I should spit in Dr. Nicolella's face!
“第一位医生叫尼古拉医生。 "The first doctor is called Dr. Nicolilla.
“第二个是阿诺医生，他收10万里拉。 "The second one is Dr. Arnone and he gets 100,000 lire.
“我父亲没有钱请第二个医生…… "My father hasn't got the money for the second doctor...
然后不得不负债。 "and has to go into debt.
“当第二个医生来的时候…… "When the second doctor arrives...
“他不像第一个…… "he's not like the first one...
"在一无所知的情况下下药。 "who acts without knowing anything.
全家人都在颤抖。朱塞佩不得不去小便。 "The whole family trembles. Giuseppe pees.
医生什么也没说。 "The doctor says nothing.
他静静地来看着我，他很高，对我来说他似乎死了。 "Nothing. He examines me quietly.
"当他说话时，他让我们害怕得畏缩。 "he scares the shit out of me.
“但他总是能猜到病因。 "But he always guesses the right illness.
“当他离开的时候…… "When he leaves...
“我父亲诅咒圣母，毁掉一切。 "my father curses the Madonna and breaks everything.
我在床上哭，因为这都是我的错。” And I cry in bed because it's all my fault. "
很好，托马西娜! Very good, Tommasina!
尼古拉医生。感谢上帝! Dr. Nicolella. Dear God!
很抱歉这么晚请您过来。 I'm sorry to call you so late.
但发了高烧。 A high fever.
可能是得了麻疹了。 It's probably a touch of the measles.
这位是医生
晚上好。 Good evening.
-你是医生？-尼古拉，为您服务 - You're Doctor-- - Nicolella, at your service.
发生了什么事?怎么了? What happened? What's wrong?
给乔凡尼打电话。告诉他他们逮捕了我。我需要一个律师。 Call Giovanni. Tell him they arrested me. I need a lawyer.
混蛋! Damn it!
那是我哥哥，混蛋! That's my brother, assholes!
买金合欢花了!今天是3月8日! Buy mimosas! It's March 8!
请再给我四束。 Let me have four more, please.
卢塞塔 Four more.
弗洛拉… for Flora...
托马西娜 Tommasina...
萝西娜 Rosinella.
谢谢老师！ Thank you.
我带这些来庆祝 3 月 8 日，众所周知，今天是妇女节。 I brought these to celebrate March 8, Ladies' Day.
有什么可吹口哨的?你能至少告诉我妇女节的含义吗？ You're whistling? You know why we celebrate Ladies' Day?
我认为女人应该和男人平等。 I think women shouId be equal to men.
否则就不公平。 Otherwise it's not fair.
它们在3月8日是相等的。 They're equal on March 8.
只在3月8日? Only on March 8?
不，你不行! 今天你和我都在节食饮食。 No, not you! Today you and I are dieting.
我们明天下午再吃。好吧? We'll eat again tomorrow afternoon. All right?
我的天啊! Mother of God!
耐心一点。 Be brave.
拜托，一个一个来。 Please, one at a time.
别急。 Take it easy.
塞尔瓦托，至少今天，告诉我你姓什么。 Salvatore, at least today, tell me your last name.
塞尔瓦托。 Salvatore.
不是你的名字。告诉我你姓什么。 Not your first name. Tell me your last name.
我已经求你四个月了 I've been asking you for four months--
最后一块面包在哪里? Where's the last pastry?
- 啊?- 别和我“啊”! - Huh? - No "Huh"!
放回去。 Put it back.
没收了! Confiscated!
没有人吃这个，它被锁在这里。 Nobody gets it now.
回到你们的座位上去。 Back to your seats.
让我们更严肃地讨论一下，这个妇女节吧。 Let's talk a little more seriously about Ladies' Day.
妇女节也是母亲节。 The womans day is also the mothers day?
-母亲在我的家庭是一个严肃的问题。她不仅仅是一个女人。- 什么意思? -The mother in my family is a seriuos matter. She's more than a woman. -What do you mean?
-她是哺乳动物。-什么? - 哺乳动物。这就是为什么我们叫她妈妈。 -She's a mammal. -What? -A mammal. Thats why she's called mamma.
我们来谈谈这种哺乳动物。 So lets' talk about this mammal.
当我们还是婴儿时，她产奶，等我们长大了，她就不产了，但如果有了另一个孩子，她又会重新开始。 When we are babies she produces milk. When we grow up she quits, but if another baby comes she starts again.
根据你的说法，这一切都归结为一个大的乳制品厂。 So according to you all boils down to a big dairy.
我妈妈不产奶。她不化妆，也不去理发店。她在家里剪头发。 My mama doesn't produce milk. She doesn't make up, doesn't go to the hairdresser. She cuts her hair at home.
我的邻居来剪头发。 My neighbour comes to cut her hair.
当她想和爸爸分开时，她会穿上最好的衣服。 And when she wants to keep apart with dad she wears her best cloth.
哦 妈妈 妈妈 妈妈 Oh mama mama mama
- 你知道为什么我的心在跳吗?我见过马拉多纳。- 停! -Do you know why my heart is beating? I've seen Maradona. -Stop!
老师，如果你不喜欢女人，为什么给女人送花呢？ You bring women flowers, but you don't like women.
我不喜欢女人? I don't?
你没有结婚，你也没有孩子。 You're unmarried. You have no chlldren.
啊哈，你一定是个基佬。 So, you must be a faggot.
什么？ What?
基佬! Faggot!
他不是基佬。 He's no faggot.
嘿嘿，你们在想什么呢？ 你们怎么敢的？ How dare you!
你为什么要生气?这有什么大不了的? Why get mad? What's the big deal?
我在那不勒斯的叔叔是个基佬。他人就很好。 My uncle in NapIes is a fag. He's very nice.
好吧，好吧，他可能是个好人，我才不在乎呢。 I'm sure he is.
我是正常人，而且我结婚了。 I'm straight, and I am married.
哦，你们听到了吗?他已经结婚了。 Oh, you see? He's married.
你妻子呢? And where's your wife?
我妻子离开了。 My wife left.
当然，因为你是基佬! Sure, because you're a faggot!
不，我们离婚了。 No, because we're divorced.
我的妻子有一个缺点。她总是希望自己是对的。 She had a problem. She always wanted to be right.
我们不谈这个话题了。 Let's drop the subject...
回到我们的课程上来。 and get back to our lesson.
你们有两个小时的时间写答案。 You have two hours to write your answers.
听着… Now...
一个女人……你在写这个吗? A woman... Are you writing this?
…去市场。 ...goes to the market.
她有10000里拉 She has 10,000 lire.
- 你已经做完了? - 是的。 - You're flnished already? - Yes.
我能问你一个私密的问题吗? Can I ask you an intimate and confidential question?
当然可以。 Certainly.
如果有人离婚了，他可以再婚吗? If someone is divorced, can he remarry?
可以。 Yes.
好了，两小时结束了。 All right, the two hours are up.
请把练习本交上来。 Please turn in your exercise books.
课间休息时间。 Recess time.
- 老师... - 哦，我不想让你认为... Don't get the wrong idea.
我们一人一半，不要说出去。 Let's split it and not tell.
拉斐尔在骑摩托车，看，多么鲁莽! That's Raffaele on the scooter. Look how reckless!
拉斐尔! Raffaele!
别再鲁莽了! Stop being reckless!
你们还吵吵?等他出事，你就高兴了? Are you idiots? When he's killed himself, will you be happy?
谁的自行车? Whose bike?
这是他被监禁的兄弟的，他用它来抢劫 His jailbird brother owned it. He'd mug people with it.
好一个不良分子，摩托车，抢劫，毒品，监狱，墓地! What a delinquent. A bike, muggings, drugs, jail, cemetery!
伟大的事业! A great career!
为什么最近在那不勒斯，电视上看到的都是这些? Why is it that in Naples lately, that's all you ever see on TV?
有一次我看了麦当娜的演唱会。 Once I watched a Madonna concert.
然后电视坏了，我再也没有看过它。 Then the TV broke, and I never got to see it.
一想到它我就发疯。 Thinking about it makes me crazy.
我不是指电视节目。我是说新闻节目。 I don't mean TV shows. I mean news programs.
我父亲总是在晚餐时间看新闻。 My father aIways watches dinnertime news.
意大利面,麻烦了!甜点,麻烦了! Pasta, trouble! Dessert, trouble!
当我父亲看到“那不勒斯”这个词时，他说…… When my father sees the word "Naples," he says...
“安静。让我们看看有什么新的麻烦。 "Be quiet. Let's see what new trouble there is.
因为他们写《那不勒斯》就是为了告诉我们麻烦。” Because they write 'Naples' just to tell us about troubles."
你所说的麻烦就是人们在街上被杀。 What you call troubles is peopIe getting killed on the street.
我们在科尔萨诺过得更好。 We in Corzano are better off.
我们每年平均只死了 8 个。 We only have 8 deaths a year.
嗯，那我们就放心了。 Well, then we can rest easy.
在卡萨瓦托雷，我祖母的小镇，放眼望去，那里正发生着战争。 My grandma lives in Salvatore. It's like a war zone there.
是的，确实如此，在卡萨瓦托雷，人们会因为每一件愚蠢的事情而自杀。 They'll kill you for anything there.
你觉得为什么会发生这一切？ Why do you think these things happen?
不就是黑手党和毒品，对吧？ The Mafia and drugs!
黑手党和毒品。 Ah, the Mafia and drugs.
这是一个令人痛苦的话题，但我真的很想谈谈它。 It's a painful subject, but let's talk about it.
你对毒品了解多少? What do you know about drugs?
首先，它会让你快乐。然后你就变成了白痴。 First it makes you happy. Then you become an idiot.
1克价值1000万。 One gram costs 10 million.
但是所有吸毒的人都很穷，所以他们偷东西… But all druggies are poor, so they steal...
然后抢劫别人…… and mug people...
杀死他们的父母。 and kill their parents.
你会看到很多彩虹色的蝴蝶…… You see lots of rainbow-colored butterflies...
你想飞。 and you want to fly.
然后它就消失了，你只看到了科扎诺。 Then it's gone, and you only see Corzano.
这是怎么呢摩托车坏了 ，请停车。 What's going on? The motorbike broke. Please stop.
停车! 我说停车! Hold it! I said stop!
怎么了? Well, what happened?
车没油了。 I'm out of gas.
这辆摩托车能放在车顶上吗? Will the bike fit on the roof?
当然。 Sure.
- 麻烦了。- 别担心。 - Sorry. - Don't worry about it.
你介意和我们一起坐车吗? Or are you ashamed to ride with us?
我在那不勒斯有事要做。 I had business in NapIes.
不介意。 It's okay.
玛丽亚·卡罗莱纳王后是玛丽·安托瓦内特的妹妹。 Queen Maria Carolina was the sister of Marie Antoinette.
还记得玛丽·安托瓦内特吗? You remember Marie Antoinette?
法国大革命时期 The one in the French RevoIution.
他们砍掉了她的头。 They chopped off her head.
-他们是对的!-他们像你一样嫉妒 - They were right! - They were jeaIous, like you.
你认为法国大革命是由嫉妒引起的吗? You think the French RevoIution was caused only by jealousy?
也因为玛丽·安托瓦内特王后过得很好。 And because Queen Marie Antoinette had a good life.
她十二点五分起床， She got up at five past noon...
吃早餐，喝卡布奇诺和莫奇诺， had breakfast with cappuccino and cake...
她给了自己化妆和选衣服，还买了很多衣服和珠宝。 washed her face, nails and the bidet...
所以人们很生气。 So people got mad.
人们开始暴跳如雷，神经紧张，傻笑。 She got on all their nerves.
于是他们发动了法国大革命。 So they started the French Revolution.
他们互相殴打，朝对方脸上吐口水。 They pummeled each other and spat in each others' faces.
然后他们发明了断头台…… Then they invented the guillotine...
砍掉了所有人的头。 and chopped off everyone's head.
我已经知道每个人都会说这不对，但这是对的。 I know everyone says it's wrong...
男人并不都是一样的 but it's right: men are not equal.
有帅和丑，有高和矮。 Some are handsome, some ugly, some tall, some short.
有些很聪明，有些吸毒成瘾，和真正的男人。 Some are smart; some are dopes. There's real men and shitheads.
有不同的国籍。 And there are different nationalities.
例如，我讨厌德国人…… For instance, I hate the Germans...
因为他们总是挑起战争。 'cause they're always starting wars.
我讨厌英国人…… I hate the British...
因为他们觉得自己比任何人都好。 because they think they're better than anybody.
我讨厌法国人…… I hate the French...
因为他们总是跟我们打酒战。 because they're always making wine wars against us.
所以你讨厌几乎所有人。 So you hate just about everybody.
我只喜欢意大利，或者说只喜欢意大利的一半， I only like Italy. Actually, just half of it.
我讨厌北方人，因为他们把我们当动物一样对待。 I hate Northerners because they treat us like animals.
是的，像动物一样。 Yes, like animals.
在米兰，如果有人往地上扔一张纸, If someone drops a piece of paper in Milan...
他们立即说他来自那不勒斯。 they say he's from Naples, without knowing if he is.
我知道他是那不勒斯人，但他们怎么知道的? I know he's from Naples, but how do they know?
现在，我亲爱的那不勒斯人…… Now, my dear Neapolitans...
你会捡起所有的垃圾和易拉罐。 you'll pick up all the litter and cans.
否则我会讨厌你们所有人。 Otherwise I'll hate you all.
我们要把它们带到那里，扔进垃圾桶里。 You drop it off in the trash.
那我们都同意。 Then we all agree.
在复活节假期里，我希望你们每个人…… During the Easter vacation, I want you each to...
就你所选的寓言写一篇作文。 write a composition about any parable you choose.
拉斐尔，过来。 Raffaele, come here.
-你为什么不也写一个呢? - Why don't you write one too? - No.
来吧，把它给我看看它是怎么写的。 Go on... just to see how you write.
你又来骑我脸上了。 Ya got here and now you're in my face.
我不明白，这对我来说是阿拉伯语。 I don't understand. That's Arabic.
你太咄咄逼人了。 You're being too pushy.
他应该写关于迷路的羊的寓言。 He should write about the parable of the lost sheep.
白痴! 自己写一写迷路的羊。 Shithead! Write about lost sheep yasself.
够了!我们走吧。 Enough! Let's go.
见鬼去吧!看看这个。 Damn it to hell! Look at this.
他的汽油漏得到处都是! His gasoline leaked all over!
这个小混蛋! The little bastard!
你说你没油了! 过来看看 ! 汽油盖坏了! You said you were out of gas! Just look! A broken gas cap!
他并不是真的想去。他的燃料用完了。 He didn't really want to come along. He ran out of fuel.
迷路的羊! The lost sheep!
你想和我们一起走的，对吗？为什么要感到羞耻呢? You should have come with us. Why be ashamed of that?
站住好吗! Stop it!
你要再扇我一巴掌吗? You gonna slap me again?
- 拉斐尔! -你会付出代价的! - Raffaele! - You'll pay for this!
你要去哪里? Where are you going?
摩西的方舟是一个比喻吗? Is Moses' Ark a parable?
那是诺亚方舟，笨蛋! It's Noah's Ark, dummy!
他拥抱着那具木乃伊说: He embraced that mummy and said:
“拉撒路，这次我原谅你…… "Lazarus, I forgive you this time...
但如果你再死，我就揍你。” but if you die again, I'll beat you up."
干得好，拉撒路! Good for Lazarus!
复活节快乐，老师。 Happy Easter, Maestro.
斯佩雷利教授，有你的一封信，。 Professor Sperelli, a letter for you.
晚上好，老师。你们都玩得开心吗? Good evening, Professor. Did you all enjoy yourselves?
你今天不是生病了吗?你应该一起来的。 Weren't you sick today? You should have come aIong.
呃，我厌倦了这些。 I was money sick.
爸爸没有它们。 Papa doesn't have any.
但是…你为什么不告诉我? But... why didn't you tell me?
我之前就给过你，不是吗？ I'd have given it to you.
好的，下次吧。 It's okay. Next time.
好吧，下次。 All right, next time.
等我长大了，我想赚很多钱。 When I'm big, I want to earn piles of money.
我也是。 So do I.
我爸爸说没有钱，你什么都做不了。 My papa says without dough, you can't do anything.
然后他对自己做了个恶心的鬼脸… And then he makes a disgusting face at himself...
在镜子里。 in the mirror.
我知道他要吐口水在自己脸上。 And I know that he wants to spit at himseIf.
我对此感到抱歉 And I feel sorry.
你不应该为你父亲感到难过。他是个好人。 You shouldn't feel bad about your father. He's a good man.
再见，明天见。 See you tomorrow.
再见。 So long.
多美的夜色。 A beautiful evening.
我看你也很喜欢…… I see that you, too, are enjoying...
你的墙。 your wall.
我今天收到一封信。 I received a letter today.
关于我未来的坏消息。 Some bad news about my future here.
这让我很难过。 It's made me sad.
这就是生活。 Well, that's life.
我不应该这么难过。 I shouIdn't take it so hard.
“至少还有太阳，”那不勒斯人说。 "At least there's the sun," as Neapolitans say.
我们也说…… We also say...
“生活就像鸡笼里的梯子。 "Life is like the ladder in a chicken coop.
又短又烂。” Short and shitty."
我明白了。 I understand.
太糟糕了，我今天开始得很好。 Too bad. My day started great.
我和孩子们去那不勒斯旅行。 The trip to Neaples with my kids.
我们参观了卡塞塔的皇宫。我们看到了喷泉。 We visited the royal palace in Caserta. We saw the fountains.
你知道那不勒斯很美。 You know that Neaples is beautiful.
请原谅我的言辞，有时它看起来像一个真正的女王， Excuse the rhetoric, sometimes it looks like a beautiful queen,
美丽的身体坐落在海边。 with her body lying by the sea.
她被掏空了肚子。 Gutted and with her bowels out.
看那不勒斯就像看尸检。 Seeing Neaples is like watching an autopsy.
我明白了。 I understand.
很好。 Fine.
谢谢你！ Thank you...
感谢你安慰的话语。 for your comforting words.
我要睡觉了。 I'm going to sleep.
老师! Maestro!
老师，我是拉斐尔·艾洛。 Maestro, it's Raffaele Aiello.
我妈妈病了。如果她不马上去医院，她会死的! My mama's sick. If she's not in the hospital soon, she'll die!
我们得叫救护车。 We'll have to call an ambulance.
来吧。 Come on.
怎么了? What is it?
对不起，打扰你了。 Excuse me for disturbing you.
我的一个学生的妈妈病了。我可以叫救护车吗? One of my pupils' mother is sick. Can I call an ambulance?
我把医院的电话记在这儿以防万一。 I keep the hospital's number here in case of emergencies.
-给你。-谢谢。 - Here it is. - Thank you.
不用给医院打电话，没用的，反正他们也不来 Calling the hospital is pointless! They won't come.
安静，让我来。 Be quiet. Let me do it.
他们与黑手党勾结。 They're in cahoots with the Mafia.
你好,医院吗?我们需要一辆救护车。 Hello, hospital? We need an ambulance.
这是生死攸关的事! It's a matter of life and death!
他生病了吗? He's sick?
在科扎诺。 In Corzano.
没有是什么意思? What do you mean there aren't any?
-叫私人救护车? -算了吧，他们想要一百万里拉。 - Call a private ambulance? - Forget it. They cost millions.
原谅我。大概要多少钱? Excuse me. How much would that come to, more or less?
什么？一，两百万! What? A million or two!
你真恶心! - Forget it. - You're disgusting!
利用人们的痛苦! Taking advantage of people's pain!
你和黑手党是一伙的!我会举报你的。 You're in cahoots with the Mafia! I'll report you.
他们挂断了电话。 They hung up.
他们当然挂断了电话。我们走吧! Naturally they hung up. Let's get going!
我和你一起去。 I'll come with you.
原谅我。 Excuse me.
-我们坐我的车。-我们不能。 - We'll take my car. - We can't.
-为什么?-我扎破了你的轮胎。 - Why not? - I punctured your tires.
什么？ What?
我扎了你的轮胎，还在油箱里放了糖。 I punctured your tires, and I put sugar in the gas tank.
-糖吗? -嗯，所以说发动机坏了。 - Sugar? - It fucks up the engine.
该死的!为什么?给我解释一下! Damn it! Why? Explain that to me!
为了报复。还记得你是怎么让我难堪的吗? For revenge. Remember how you made me look like shit?
还是你忘了? Or did you forget?
去他的。 Come on.
现在你不想帮我了!我就知道!去你妈的! Now you don't want to help me! I knew it! Fuck you!
等下。我和你一起去。等等! Wait. I'm coming with you. Wait!
我确实想帮你。我们怎么带她去那儿? I do want to help you. How do we take her there?
我去找辆车，你来开。 I'll pinch a car, and you'll drive.
哪来的车? Pinch a car?
我偷车，你开车。 I steal it, and you drive.
好吧。 Okay.
哦,该死的!我没有保险。 Oh, damn! I'm not insured.
我们走吧! Let's go!
别管那辆。 Forget about that one.
-为什么? -我稍后再解释。来吧! - Why? - I'll explain later. Come on!
-看看这些。-这些? - Look at those. - These here?
别那么大声!我们要偷的! Not so loud! We're stealing!
对不起。我是新手。 Sorry. I'm new at this.
该死，都锁上了。 Damn, they're all locked.
拉斐尔，我去那边看看。 Raffaele, I'll look over there.
拉斐尔。 Raffaele.
我们来偷这个。 I'll steal this one. Let's steal this.
它很方便，而且有手动挡。 It's convenient and has a stick shift.
搞什么鬼?你想偷半耳的货车? What the fuck? You wanna steal Half Ear's van?
-怎么回事? -是的。我可以解释给你听。 - What's going on? - Yes. I can explain it to you.
拉斐尔。 Raffaele.
我们很幸运。 We were lucky.
半耳是朋友。 Half Ear is a friend.
怎么说，还是有一些好人的。 You see? There still are some good people around.
当然。他是个黑市商人。 Sure. He's a black marketeer.
对不起，艾洛夫人。这条路很颠簸。 Sorry, Mrs. Annunziata. This road's very bumpy.
没关系，半耳。我很感激你。 Never mind, Half Ear. I'm so grateful to you.
非常感谢。谢谢大家。 Thank you so much. Thank you all.
帮我一下，我会抬起头 Help me.
把她头下的雪茄盒拿走。 Take the cigar box from under her head.
这个香烟纸盒比较软。她会更舒服的。 This cigarette carton is softer. She'll be more comfortabIe.
我毁了你的车，你却一点都不生气。 I ruined your car, and you're not even mad.
你在报复什么? Revenge for what?
我对你做了什么? What did I do to you?
以前，他们都很尊重我。 Before, they used to respect me.
你让我在大家面前丢脸。 You made me lose face in front of everybody.
我做了吗? I did?
你想毁了我的生活，改变我。 You want to ruin my life and change me.
你想让我像你一样。 You want me to be like you.
但我想成为一个男人。 But I want to be a man.
我不想关心任何人。 I don't wanna care for anybody.
听着，打扰一下。我很抱歉。 Listen, excuse me. I'm sorry.
有个生病的女人。请拿担架来。 There's a sick woman. Please get a stretcher.
等下。勤务工马上就来。 Wait. An orderly wllI be coming.
妈妈身体不好。勤务工在哪里? Mama's in bad shape. Where are the orderlies?
-他们很忙。-都忙。 - They're busy. - Busy.
忙是什么意思?你能告诉他们一声吗? What do you mean, busy? Can't you call them, please?
我来跟他们说。 I'll call them.
混蛋，快拿担架来，不然我宰了你! Hey, asshole, get a stretcher now, or I'll slaughter you!
-但我是个护士。-现在你是勤务工了! - But I'm a nurse. - Now you're an orderly!
好吧。 All right.
你不必太激动。 You don't have to get excited.
别担心。90%是肾绞痛。 Don't worry. 90% is a renal colic.
-90%，剩下的10%呢? - 好吧，我们就定为 95% 吧。 -90%, and the other 10? -Fine. 95%.
她很痛苦! She's in pain!
护士会给她打一针。 The nurse will give her a shot.
你看不出我们这里的问题吗?要有耐心! Can't you see the problems we have here? Be patient!
护士会来给她打一针。 The nurse will come to give her a shot.
护士吗?他们整晚都在做爱! Nurses? They fuck all night long!
他们做爱？ They fuck?
他们操，操，操。他们根本不在乎。 They fuck, fuck, fuck. And they don't give a fuck.
这地方太脏了。 This pIace is filthy.
床上有蟑螂，最糟糕的是那只破布头。 There are roaches in the beds, but the raghead is the worst.
什么布头？ What?
包着头巾。修女。姐妹 The raghead. The nun. The sister.
当她走来时，每个人都发抖。 When she walks, everybody trembles.
如果我在街上遇见她，我会开车从她身上碾过去。 If I met her on the street, I'd run her over.
在这里你还不如死了。 Here you're better off dead.
妈妈!妈妈! Mama! Mama!
她的针在哪? Where's her shot?
耐心点，孩子。你怎么敢! Hold on, kid. How dare you!
如果半耳在这里，她早就打过针了。 If Half Ear were here, she'd already have her shot.
怎么回事，安静点! 为什么这孩子在这里?出去!滚开! What's going on? Quiet! Why's this kid here? Out! Scram!
又丑又臭的婊子! Ugly, bratty bitch!
现在给这个女人一针!还是你要等到她死了? Give this woman a shot now! Or will you wait until she dies?
你这个丑八怪! You ugly raghead!
好了，冷静点! All right, calm down!
你疯了! You're crazy!
准备好打针。 Get that injection ready.
-对不起。-你比半耳强。 - I'm sorry. - You were better than Half Ear.
她怎么样了? How is she?
别担心。最糟糕的时候已经过去了。 Don't worry. The worst is over.
你最好快走，不然你会错过六点一刻的公共汽车，我的阿姨来了。 Go haul ass an git th' 6:15. Aunt's cumin'.
你明白吗? You understand?
没有。 Not a word.
你最好离开，不然你会错过六点一刻的公共汽车。 You'd better leave, or you'll miss the 6:15 bus.
我阿姨要来了。 My aunt is coming.
好吧，但等你妈妈醒来… Okay, but when your mother wakes up...
告诉她我欠她一篮子鸡蛋。 tell her I owe her a basket of eggs.
怎么会？ How come?
她给我是为了让我送你回学校 She gave them to me so I'd get you back to school...
远离街道。 and off the streets.
不幸的是，他们没有给我做的机会。 But now I won't be able to earn them.
我要被调走了。我要回到北边去。 I'm being transferred. I'm going back up north.
天哪! 真的吗? Jesus! For real?
是真的。 Jesus. For real.
虽然你不想承认…… Although you don't want to admit it...
你变了。 you were beginning to change.
我吗?你胆子真大! Me? You got some nerve!
是你变了! You're changing!
怎么? How?
你偷了一辆货车。 You stole a van.
你把一个修女撞到墙上。 You smacked a nun against a wall.
再跟我待两周，你就能学会怎么生活了。 Two more weeks with me, and you'd learn how to live.
那我真的该走了。 Then it's really time for me to leave.
看这里。 Look here.
两张漂亮的彩色照片。-我能签字吗? - Two nice color photos. - Can I sign it?
是的，你们都应该签名，多写。 Yes, you should all sign it. And write a lot.
谢谢你！和你在一起就像在家里一样。 Thank you. Staying with you was like being at home.
教授…… Professor...
如果你在群山中感到孤独…… if you get lonely among those mountains...
就回来吧。 come back here.
好吧。 Okay.
你要娶埃斯特里娜，是吗? You'll marry Esterina, eh?
好主意。 A good idea.
有她丈夫的养老金，我的养老金，还有你的 There's her husband's pension, my pension, yours--
- 我们很喜欢你。- 老师。 - We like you a lot. - Teacher.
这些是我们关于寓言的作文。 These are our compositions about parables.
给您在火车上读。 Read them on the train.
不,不。把它们给新老师。 No, no. Give them to the new teacher.
请对他好点。 Please, behave yourseIves with him.
复活节，给我寄张明信片。 For Easter, send me a postcard.
你知道地址。 You know the address.
知道。我们得给你送一辆装了新引擎的车。 Sure. We have to send you the car with a new engine.
15天内就能修好。 It'll be ready in 15 days.
我永远不会忘记你，即使你死了也不会。 I'll never forget you, not even when you're dead.
老师，我可以给你写信吗? Teacher, can I write to you?
是的，但是是你最好的笔迹。 Yes, but in your best handwriting.
如果我写信，你会回复吗? If I write, will you answer?
是的。 Yes.
你的承诺吗? You promise?
我保证。 I promise.
老师。 Teacher.
塞 尔 瓦 托… Salvatore...
斯科 格纳 米利奥。 Sco-gna-mi-glio.
很好! Very good!
老师，这是给你的。 Professor, this is for you.
这是男士的耳环。 It's a man's earring.
它是金子做的! It's made of gold!
我们都凑钱。 We all chipped in.
除了托马西娜。 Except Tommasina.
呃，但是我... But I--
我现在就戴上，好吗? I'll wear it now, okay?
不行? No?
左边!右边是…… The left! The right's for...
娘们! faggots!
哦,是的。 Oh, yes.
拉斐尔没来? Raffaele didn't come?
你不能不来看看这个美丽的东西! You can't leave without seeing this beauty!
我最近没在学校见到你。 I haven't seen you in school recently.
我一直在休产假。 I've been on maternity leave.
-我知道。-所以? - I know. - Well?
就这样。 Well--
教授，你终于回到北方了吧？ Professor, you finally managed to go back up north.
我吗? I did?
是您送我走的。 It's you who sent me away.
-我? -不,你! -你! - We? No, you! - You!
不不不，不是我，是你，是你。 No, not us! You did!
你所做的。不管怎样，晚上好。 You did. Anyway, good evening.
向塞维利亚的猛男致敬。 My regards to the stud of Seville.
你姐妹也一样! Same to your sister!
好吧，我向你妈那个狗屁王问好。 Well, my regards to that fart jockey who's your mama.
不错，教授。祝你旅途愉快。再见。 Good for you, Professor. Have a good trip. Good-bye.
这是给你的。 This is for you.
这里面有什么? What's in here?
我的作文。我试过了。 My composition. I tried.
好孩子。 Good for you.
学校很糟糕，但你不是。 School is bad, but you're not.
米歇尔，快回来。 Michele, hurry back.
请尽快回来! Please come back soon!
我会回来的，带着马苏里拉奶酪! I'll come back, and I'll bring mozzarella!
作文：我最喜欢的寓言…… Composition.' My favorite parable...
是关于世界末日的。 is about the end of the world.
我不会害怕，因为我已经死了整整一个世纪了。 It doesn't scare me since I'll already be dead a whole century.
上帝会分配每个人… God will divide everybody...
右边一个，左边一个 to the right and to the left.
中间是那些将要进入炼狱的人 Those in the center will go to Purgatory.
将会超过一万亿，比中国人还多 There'll be millions... more than there are Chinese people.
上帝有三扇门。”巨大的是地狱…… There will be three doors.' A huge one for hell...
中间的是炼狱…… a medium one for Purgatory...
还有一个小的是天堂。 and a tiny one for Heaven.
然后上帝会说:“你们都安静。” Then God will say, "Silence, all of you. "
然后他会把所有人分开。 And then he'll divide everyone.
这里一个，那里一个。 One here, another one there.
如果有任何自作聪明的人试图换门… If any smartasses try to switch doors...
上帝会看见他们说:“嘿，你要去哪里?” God will see them and say, "Hey, where you goin'?"
世界会爆炸，星星会爆炸， The Earth will explode. The stars will explode.
天空会爆炸。科萨诺会被撕成碎片的。 The sky will explode. Corzano will be in a thousand pieces.
好人会笑，坏人会哭。 The good will laugh, and the bad will cry.
那些在炼狱里的人一会笑，一会哭。 Those in Purgatory will laugh a little and cry a little.
地狱边境的孩子们会变成蝴蝶。 The babies will turn into butterflies.
我，我希望我也可以。 Me, let's hope I make it.